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Wednesday, April 30th, 2008
The conventional dogma goes this way: people need money, so they’ll take a job they really love, and then they’ll become team players and we’ll all be happy. The reality of the situation is that there are few good jobs, and endless menial clerk-like ones, especially in IT, and that most of us work to pay for our families and don’t really like what we do.
What we do like is being effective, which is a way of having power without having to control other people except as is natural in pursuit of a goal. Having cake, eating too: power without being a jerk. It’s a form of creative power. When we have a job, we either feel that power or have a nagging suspicion that we’re wasting our time and will eventually incur the displeasure of others.
There is an anti-pattern that I’ve seen in large organizations which I have come to call “the Dead Sea effectâ€. The Dead Sea, of course, is a large body of water between Israel and Jordan, located well below sea level. The Jordan River empties into it; water leaves only by evaporation, which means that over the eons, the Dead Sea has become very salty (e.g., 8x saltier than the ocean). As such, it is generally unable to support life, except when spring floods temporarily lower the salinity.
Many large corporate/government IT shops — and not a few small ones — work like the Dead Sea. New hires are brought in as management deems it necessary. Their qualifications (talent, education, professionalism, experience, skills — TEPES) will tend to vary quite a bit, depending upon current needs, employee departure, the personnel budget, and the general hiring ability of those doing the hiring. All things being equal, the general competency of the IT department should have roughly the same distribution as the incoming hires.
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What happens in this pattern is that people with skills and knowledge and intelligence keep moving on, and they leave the average people behind. This presents a huge problem to a corporate IT department, because it means that all of the knowledge capital built up goes out the door and what is left are the people who are everyman cases. They follow instructions. They are competent at a limited range of tasks. They are oblivious to how to make things better and will move at a microscopic, dead-end pace without achieving any great output. It’s questionable how valuable they are except as warm, trained bodies who run at the machine guns when the enemy is at the gates.
In contrast, there’s a new pattern: the skilled leave work (for various reasons, although maternity’s a good one) and will come back if they’re given a chance to jump into the action, feel that creative power, get things done quicker and better than others, and then go back home:
Lots of employers would like to be able to hire cheap, temporary teams of seasoned pros with experience managing $2 billion investment portfolios, running ad campaigns or earning Ph.D.s in neuroscience.
But few know the secret to finding temps of that caliber: Look on playgrounds and at PTA meetings.
The decision among some highly educated women to stay home with children is sparking a countertrend: The rise of the mommy “SWAT team.” The acronym, for “smart women with available time,” is one mother’s label for all-mom teams assembled quickly through networking and staffing firms to handle crash projects. Employers get lots of voltage, cheap, while the women get a skills update and a taste of the professional challenges they miss.
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As mentioned before on this site, it’s good to have people with interests outside of work, especially family. This keeps them from, like the Dead Sea people, hanging around at a job and making small tasks into ongoing, unending labor to justify their own position.
However, once an employee shares all of his external knowledge, learns all that there is to know about the business, and applies all of his past experiences, the growth stops. That employee, in that particular job, has become all that he can be. He has reached the value apex.
Skilled developers understand this. Crossing the value apex often triggers an innate “probably time for me to move on†feeling and, after a while, leads towards inevitable resentment and an overall dislike of the job. Nothing – not even a team of on-site masseuses – can assuage this loss.
On the other hand, the unskilled tend to have a slightly different curve: Value Convergence. They eventually settle into a position of mediocrity and stay there indefinitely. The only reason their value does not decrease is because the vast amount of institutional knowledge they hoard and create.
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If you are unskilled in a job, you take the negative aspects of the job in exchange for it being there as a source of income. One group that appears unskilled but is not are The Unmotivated, which seems to be most of the bright liberal arts graduates in America who take slacker jobs and do poorly at them but not poorly enough to get fired. They recognize this system is slanted toward the unskilled, because although they are mediocre, in any industry that is not aiming for radical growth they are tractable, obedient employees.
As a manager, your job is to get the unskilled into clerkship positions and to get the skilled into positions where they can exercise creative power, or you’ll have the worst of both worlds: clerks in middle management and skilled people long gone and now seated in positions of more power at your competitors.
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Friday, April 25th, 2008
A long time ago, I wrote a story called Glitter Gold about those who huff paint and what it does to them. In it, one detail was that gold paint gets paint huffers the most intoxicated. Ever since then, reality has been imitating fiction:
According to a Bellaire Police Department report, Tribett’s pupils were constricted and he replied slowly to their questions. Oh, and “officers observed the paint on face and hands,” as can be seen in the below mug shot. ^
One point of the story was that humans had to make life hopeless for paint huffing to seem attractive (as is the case with many intoxicants). You don’t need an escape valve until you so screw up the situation that people are desperate for escape. They don’t even want to enjoy life — they just want to check out.
In surveying the park, the officer noticed a man sitting in a lawn chair outside of a residence. He asked if the man had been huffing paint and the man said no.
However, when the officer approached and shined his flashlight toward the man, he noticed what appeared to be “fresh, gold-colored paint clinging to his nose and cheeks.†The officer also noticed paint in the man’s facial hair. ^
One disturbing aspect of checking out is that once you’ve been out, you don’t want to be back in. Literally, you’ve seen a world where you don’t care about a damn thing except your bag full of paint. Why would you go back, to mortality, wars, corruption, pollution, Schadenfreude and bad TV? Inhale. Check out. Repeat.
In June 2006, Wheeling police said they found Tribett on 16th and Main Streets intoxicated and covered in paint. He was charged with public intoxication.
A week prior to that arrest, police found Tribett huffing paint under the Interstate 470 bridge. Police said when they found him, Tribett looked right at them but continued huffing. ^
As much as the story shows its age, or rather my lack of experience at the time in getting said what I needed to say, its premise still rings true. People lock themselves into mazes of “can’ts” and the messy control issues of others, and finally, it all culminates in either total checkout or a conflagration.
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Friday, April 25th, 2008
Sloan based this on management principles. But of course it is the ï¬rst lesson of political theory and political history. Authority without responsibility is illegitimate; but so is responsibility without authority. Both lead to tyranny. Sloan wanted a great deal of authority for his professional manager, and was ready to take high responsibility. But for that reason he insisted on limiting authority to the areas of professional competence, and refused to assert or admit responsibility in areas outside them. Peter F Drucker, Adventures of a Bystander
I’ve worked in a number of roles from development to copyrighter to documentation to glorified administrative assistant. I’ve been on the creative side, the technical side, and the demi-management side a project manager inhabits. I’ve done everything from sweep floors to define department policy.

One constant has been that people who are closest to directly performing work, such as art directors and developers, often complain about management. A frequent sentiment: executives don’t do anything, project managers are glorified clerks, and upper management has no idea what we’re actually doing.
All of these are true.
Just like most corporate IT departments hire randomly, retain people haphazardly, are managed badly and end up as IT ghettoes where anyone with a better option has moved on, most managers are either on their way to something good or stranded in a job that’s above their ability and for that reason, they can’t give it up and become defensive.
An enduring truth of life and business is that most things are done badly and most roles are poorly performed. Is the solution to curse the role, and say all executives are bicycles for fish?
Whether you work as a developer, or an art director, or any other role, you try to do a good job. That’s great until you run into a command from above that limits how effective you can be. Maybe it’s a simple request that you spend more time on the TPS reports than on writing code, or worse, it’s a silly direction to take the product or a command that contradicts all sense and knowledge.
This is why the study of management, and finding and keeping good managers, is essential. Someone competent in that role can make all the difference, while someone below that role can’t fix the damages of incompetent demands from that role.
Drucker’s statement reflects this truth. Authority without responsibility is illegitimate; but so is responsibility without authority. Both lead to tyranny. In this case, the developer has responsibility without authority, and if management is making bad decisions, they’re acting as if they have authority without responsibility.
Here’s a small, silent plea to managers of managers: know your people. Invest in their education not just in their job, but in the jobs of those that they manage. You don’t expect executives to be C++ programmers in their spare time, but if the product is written in C++, how horrible is it to insist they know something about the topic? A community college class at night is cheap and effective in this regard, and will help them understand those who they must manage.
When people have other obligations outside of work that they actually care more about than your probably-not-so-world-changing idea, the crutches are not available as an easy way out, and you’ll have to walk by the power of your good ideas and execution or you’ll fall fast and early. ^
The hardest part of any project is knowing the mountains from the molehills. When we calm down, and stop trying to act like management or look like we’re heroes working late into the night, we can see what actually needs to get done, which is often a very small subset of what people belabor. Do the minimum, but make sure it’s the minimum required to achieve the end goal. You wouldn’t break out a slide rule to sweep a floor, so don’t make mountains out of molehills.
At the same time, good managers need to know how not to go into denial and make molehills out of mountains. Too often the big task is so daunting, and everyone so unprepared, that they spend their time doing everything but what actually completes the job. This process happens organically, so a manager without much control over the situation wakes up to it happening around them, but it doesn’t need to.
Some will say I’m a dreamer, but I think as our belts tighten, the concept of intelligent management is finding full flower. It’s time to be more efficient in what we do, and to eliminate the politics and infighting and confusion that take good people, with good intentions, and have them make bad products. If you want to know one ultimate way to “go green,” it’s to not make unnecessary activity, to not produce reams of unwanted and irrelevant reports, and to make products that are good and long-lasting so they don’t get discarded so quickly.
More Druckerisms:
Knowledge has to be improved, challenged, and increased constantly, or it vanishes.
Rank does not confer privilege or give power. It imposes responsibility.
Effective leadership is not about making speeches or being liked; leadership is defined by results not attributes.
The most efficient way to produce anything is to bring together under one management as many as possible of the activities needed to turn out the product.
Executives owe it to the organization and to their fellow workers not to tolerate nonperforming individuals in important jobs.
It’s this kind of thinking that keeps us all from being trapped on dead-end projects with frustration vibrating through our nerves.
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Friday, April 25th, 2008
It’s a tempting idea: for sunny climates, put solar panels on the top of a laptop so it can absorb sunlight as needed. I know it worked well for solar calculators twenty years ago, but these machines are going to need more power. Then again, as hard drives are replaced with SSDs and digital displays get less LED and more like LCD or liquid paper, it’s possible this could work as a partial or complete fueling method for PCs.
ACi has planned a couple of models for the Ultra-mini series PCs. The higher end models are also expected to feature touch screen, 2GB RAM and near 12-hour battery life by trapping solar energy. ^
So far, like many “green” issues, this could fit under one of two pitfalls: first, being marginally green and contributing to no actual practical change; second, being hype that might be vaporhardware, as the article linked above carefully hints.
What I don’t get is why it’s so hard for laptop makers to learn from Apple and Averatec and Asus: people don’t want little black technological machines. The old word for technology was that it was exotic. The new word is that people want it to fit into their lives and be pretty, like a food processor or telephone. How many laptops does Apple have to sell before the laptop industry finally groks that it needs to make white laptops, hide ugly technological seams, and simplify everything it can? Why is it so hard for you people?
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Friday, April 25th, 2008
“[Bill Gates] made an unbelievable contribution,” said Andreessen, while speaking at a keynote with John Battelle at the Web 2.0 Expo in San Francisco. “It’s hard to conceive what this industry would look like today if Microsoft hadn’t standardized the OS . . . I think the industry would be much smaller if that hadn’t have happened.” ^
People love to hate whoever’s on top. At first it was Microsoft, now it’s Google, and soon it will be Apple.
Each generation has a series of platforms that allow people to be creative with technology without re-inventing the wheel. For the 1970s, this was UNIX. For the 1980s, it was DOS and Novell. For the 1990s, it was Windows.
These platforms don’t have to be perfect, and can’t be, because they are designed to accomodate roles and not be optimized for perfect performance. It’s possible they could get better, but so far indications are that desktop machines and server operating systems are different animals.
Without Windows/DOS we might all still be carrying around disks full of converter programs so we could share files.
Windows/DOS standardized the consumer interface to the internet and is as much a part of it as UNIX and HTTP. It’s hard for people to see that, because they hate the big guy.
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Thursday, April 24th, 2008
There’s a sort of mental health hypochondria in which one asks, at wit’s end, What is wrong with me? and means it. It’s an overreaction in most cases, but you hear it a lot when people are fundamentally frustrated, and at their breaking point, and assume that if it hasn’t worked, there’s something so fundamentally wrong with them there is “no way” they can complete it.
This arbitrary cutoff point for inductive thinking about possible solutions also happens to computer companies, writers and users, when they confront something so fundamentally frustrating they don’t know how to take out their anger and frustration upon it. That thing is Microsoft, with which 65,000 employees, is entrenched in the same corporate culture that is also slowing Apple and Google, although slower, because they’re smaller. Get it? The bigger a company gets, the more layers of management you have, and the more people game the system. It’s a size issue.
Legitimate reasons to be frustrated with Microsoft:
Windows security blunders.
Cryptic marketing.
Slowness and lack of drivers in Vista.
Slowness to respond to anything.
Marketing takes precedence over good technology, sometimes.
Gates and Ballmer have the social graces of drunken camels and annoy people.
(Author’s note: I don’t claim to have social graces better than those of a drunken camel.)
As people get frustrated with Microsoft and buy Apple, they’re not reflecting a sense of faith in Apple as much as they are suggesting that the Windows ecosystem is fundamentally broken. In order to do this, they need to ignore the core audience that Windows serves, and how important it is to them to have backward compatibility.
When Apple first talked about upgrading their aging and incompetent OS 9, pundits said they had two choices: unleash something new, and run older stuff in emulation or virtualization, or keep building on and running the risk of being like Windows, which is a lot of really excellent code, some mediocre corporate bloatTM code, and a ton of legacy code that makes it not only giant but slow. On the plus side, you can run programs from 1983 and have them interact easily with your current apps.
IBM, formerly the king of the PC business, keeps selling mainframes for the same reason. Data portability is a beast. It’s expensive to move your data to a new system, and easy to keep the combination that has been working for you in working order. Apple never had to deal with this problem. Linux has barely had to, but the BSD team has had to consider it to a greater degree.
I will never buy Apple products because Apple is bad psychology, but I admire the simplicity of their design. Every task relates to the user. Packaging is simple. Options are reduced. The problem is that while this works well for the home user, where 90% of the people are doing the same few tasks, it breaks down in the world of business where customization and compatibility are necessary. Still, there’s a lot Microsoft can learn from Apple.
One is that they need to manage public opinion better.
For example, in the “blogosphere,” it is widely regarded as truth that Microsoft Windows Vista is a complete failure. But back in reality, not only do many people use it, but many of them like it. But public opinion sways people, and if they hear other children in the schoolyard saying that Windows is too difficult and they’re buying a Mac, they will follow suit. Yes, Mr. Ballmer, you can call them pathetic sheep, and you might be right, but it’s the reality of the situation.
The Houston Chronicle’s Dwight Silverman offers an interesting insight here:
But let me tell you: Vista on an SDD with no junkware running in the background is a revelation. It’s snappy and even faster than a clean install of Windows XP on a traditional drive. While Dell has made great strides in reducing its junkware load, even its cleanest machines still have some. ^
He’s echoing the sentiments of Ed Bott, who writes with convincing literacy of the human-computer equation:
At first glance, Jeremy’s machine is Exhibit A in the case against Windows Vista. As Jeremy documented in a series of posts, this gorgeous machine was ugly in action: slow to start, sluggish when performing everyday tasks, crash-prone, and overloaded with annoying and unwanted software.
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blew away all traces of the old installation and set up a pristine copy of Windows Vista Business, with up-to-date drivers and zero crapware. The initial results were eye-opening and impressive. After my makeover, this machine was every bit as fast as its specs said it should have been. ^
Silverman had originally suggested that the windows ecosystem is broken:
This is a tremendous issue, because it is the ecosystem surrounding Windows — the vendors that make hardware that rely on it and the software developers who make programs that run on it — that has driven Microsoft’s success. The ecosystem has become horribly complex over time, to the point that it’s collapsing of its own weight, out of whack, out of balance.
Windows, although a proprietary operating system, is the hub of an open computing system. Anyone can build a computer that runs it, using off the shelf parts. Any hardware vendor can make components for it. And software vendors have access to the Windows Application Programming Interface, or API, and can write programs that run on it.
This open system has worked well so far; it’s what has driven the growth of the personal computing industry for decades. The ability for anyone to enter the market has driven prices down and innovation up, and consumers have benefited. It’s why Windows has a market share that dwarfs those of all other operating systems. ^
Silverman points out two broken aspects: software compatibility, and hardware compatibility. I’d like to point out a few more:
Microsoft feels beholden to developers, software companies and software owners to not rock the boat.
Too many people have influence on the direction of Windows, resulting in no direction
Microsoft has only begun to validate hardware for its operating systems, something which is long overdue. Most “XP crashes” I investigated were the result of junk hardware, usually cheap motherboards.
Microsoft’s sales model is awkward, limited, and confusing to the consumer.
Everyone in the world is gunning for Microsoft, because they’re the near monopoly that has saved us years of time and headache with incompatibilities.
All of these are easy to fix with some decisive leadership, which has been lacking since Gates has known he will be retiring soon. That’s easily fixed: find a leader who can be arbitrary like Apple’s Steve Jobs, and let him or her loose on the company. Also, look at an intelligent licensing model, and keep in mind that while people loved Windows XP, most people were happiest with Windows 2000 because of these principles:
Simple. It had very few functions, little software bundled with it, was small and fast.
Consistent. What worked in one dialog worked in others like it, for the most part.
Single-purpose. It was designed to be a general purpose operating system, and made no guesses as to the user’s goals.
Reliable. More stable than most OS X systems, even.
Apple has violated these principles with recent releases of OS X. Being neurotic, they can’t resist gunking up a good thing, which puts them into the same bloated category as Microsoft and its suppliers. I guess it’s true that the bigger a company gets, the less responsive to obvious reality it becomes.
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Thursday, April 24th, 2008
McDonald surveys the rise of blogs and readers’ reviews, of television and newspaper polls and reading groups, under the heading “We Are All Critics Nowâ€. He argues that the demise of critical expertise brings not a liberating democracy of taste, but conservatism and repetition. “The death of the critic†leads not to the sometimes vaunted “empowerment†of the reader, but to “a dearth of choiceâ€. It is hardly a surprise to find him taking issue with John Carey’s anti-elitist What Good Are the Arts? (2005), with its argument that one person’s aesthetic judgement cannot be better or worse than another’s, making taste an entirely individual matter. McDonald proposes that cultural value judgements, while not objective, are shared, communal, consensual and therefore open to agreement as well as dispute. But the critics who could help us to reach shared evaluations have opted out. The distance between Ivory Tower and Grub Street has never been greater. While other academic disciplines have seen the rise of the professional popularizer of art, music and film, literary expertise has sealed itself off in the academy. McDonald believes that the main reason for the gulf between academic and non-academic criticism is “the turn from evaluative and aesthetic concerns in the university humanities’ departmentsâ€. He does not bemoan the influence of the Richard and Judy Book Club or the internet; he blames his fellow academics. ^
As literature and journalism get obsessed with competing with Peoplemedia, which is the word I’m going to use for user-generated content (UGC) in the sense of Wikipedia and IMDB, they have tried too hard to be everybody’s friend and inoffensive to everyone, and the result is books that are like weak tea. You can see right through them, there’s a hint of taste, and you’re v. v. glad when the cup is over.
The greatest secret of humanity is that, just like in grade school, what most of the people around you are saying is unadulterated horsepoppy. They just don’t the answers to the questions they pretend to answer. No one means badly in telling a rumor, or in passing on an urban legend, but urban legends and rumors are just as much B.S. as what these same people tell you about science, politics, and art.
Now that we’ve opened up the floodgates, too much of this B.S. has come into literature, and as a result, most authors are afraid to take a stand for risk of not competing. It’s good to see the tide turn.
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Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008
Those who have been consultants know a simple truth: when you go to an office that is under siege by workload, you’ll usually find that only half of the problem is the workload. The rest is poor study habits translated into office form, and most offices have these.
Just like most software is junk, most offices suffer confused management and workers misapplying their time. You’ll probably notice some of these at desks in your own office, if not your own desk. It’s not your fault that they occur, but it’s your job to fix it. These inefficient and non-productive habits plague most offices I’ve seen as a consultant, and are really easy to fix. You’ll recognize a few from your own experience:
An inbox jammed with stuff. Whether it’s your email, or a physical inbox on your desk, you’re caught in a chicken and egg situation. You won’t get anything done until you clear that inbox of old tasks expiring and causing you new tasks of dubious value, and you won’t clear the inbox until you’re “less busy.” Here’s a hint: getting unbusy for 2 hours of a time a day is a lot less painful than the fallout from all those emails. A clean inbox is a clean mind. It means you can react to new items when it’s important to — right now — instead of three months down the line when they’re irrelevant and the new tasks needed to compensate for you not addressing them are already piling up in your inbox. Every single manager on the verge of burnout with an efficiency problem has exhibited this task.
That burnout schedule. I’ve been to high offices, and I’ve been to low offices. I’ve been to small business and big ones. I’ve been to tech firms, law firms, dental firms and waste management firms. What do I see in common with all managers on the verge of burnout and becoming inefficient? They like to work late hours… a lot… and so they come in late, take longer lunches, and frequently have periods of ineffective activity like meetings, conference calls and email marathon sessions. After all, they deserve the break, because they were here until 2 am last night! Are you kidding? Work normal hours. Cut the work you can’t do, and with your newfound energy, stop enervating your team with bad habits like endless droning meetings. If you can’t do it in your eight hour day, you need to change process, not try to work more. Working more leads to more work. Working harder and smarter leads to you keeping business hours and being there when people need you.
Multitasking. I’ve written about the illusion that multitasking is more effective before. It’s not, because instead of completing a task and moving it into the workflow where you can get others working on it and responding to it, you hang on to it while you also handle lower priority tasks. You need to collaborate with others — get that stuff off your desk and move on to the next, or you’ll end up like every bad manager in the book: with ten things undone on your desk at 9 at night, with people waiting on these things, and you’re too burned out to be effective so you’ll stay at your desk half-working and half “doing computer” until 2 am, so then you can come in tomorrow and tell us all how hard you worked.
The status meeting. You manage ten people. You need to find out what they’re doing. So you call a meeting, and you put them on the carpet in front of others, and get them to ramble on for a bit about what they’re doing. Then you get tricky and summarize what they plan to do in a more ambitious light, and ask them if that’s what they’re going to do. When they say yes, you feel clever. You got them to sign up for more work! It must be more efficient! The meeting took an hour and everyone is stupefied after it, but you got more blood from that stone. You must be a good manager. After all, no one would start inflating tasks in response to your strategy, would they? Or even just to cover how demoralized and bored they are after being treated that way? If you have ten employees, they probably don’t need to know what each other employee is doing. Stop by their offices for ten minutes a week and you’ll get more realistic answers and better loyalty.
The eternal, big project. This one gets me. A big piece of the future strategy needs doing, and I’m the only one who can do it. Even worse, I’m already overloaded. The best solution is to start reserving the first part of your day, when you have the most energy, toward slaying the dragon and putting everything else on hold. Alternate strategies include: prototyping (get a barebones version complete, then modify it until it meets your standards), hand off portions, get a personal assistant (not a committee), hire consultants.
The protected, supervalued employees. Almost every office has a superstar or person whose role is sacred because no one else can do it. This person then takes advantage of that status to escape supervision (as well as those boring status meetings). You can either make this person the drama queen of your department, or tackle them head on with the realization that if they don’t start toeing the line, they’ll eventually end up moving on regardless. Create team roles, and assign someone to manage this person directly but force them to see reality. Measure their performance along with their team. Finally, hand them challenges that are not so easy for them, forcing them to reach beyond their comfort zones and possibly, humble themselves.
The demands from sacred cows. Clients are king, or management is king, but if your strategy is to jump when they say jump, you will never get to plan a path. Your strategy then becomes non-strategy, which means you will spend all of your time putting out fires that could be easily prevented if you picked a path, listed the tasks you need, and built infrastructure. Employers seem to love this situation because they get immediate attention but it’s ineffective. I’d write more, but we’ve got small fires popping up everywhere, so I’ll get back to ROI-bearing work sometime before 2017. Panic! panic!
The illusion of metrics. Managers fear being unaware of what’s going on. To compensate, they create mountains of information measuring what employees are doing, called “metrics.” If you have ever wasted time filling in a time sheet, or seen a spreadsheet predicting your time usage, or tried to parse a ridiculously complex Gant chant whose distance from reality increases linearly with the duration of the project, you have encountered metrics. Some metrics are a good idea, such as time billing to clients, but generally they’re a source of misery for employees that beat them into submission. What’s worse, they don’t give managers a realistic view of what’s going on because employees learn to game the system. Almost every mismanaged office I’ve seen has had some form of metrics that kept everyone confused and lying up until they realized productivity had been halved.
The uneasy arrangement. Somewhere in the business, something so instrumental exists that everyone is afraid to suggest it be changed for fear of killing the goose that laid the golden egg. The problem is that soon this tail wags the dog. A better solution is to enumerate on paper what it can and can’t do, and assign roles as a means of compensation for it. In addition, wake people up to the fact that they can’t assume not touching it means it will keep laying golden eggs. The market changes, and entropy happens.
The jerk. I’m not against people who are divisive, or even so forthright that some call it abusive, because these are the people who cut past the fog of confusion that grips others and make things happen. Compromise and being nice are only good values when they help get things done. But, there are some people who are abusive without helping any part of the work process, or divisive without an end. People start tip-toeing around them, which cuts them out of the knowledge stream, which makes them even more abusive. If you can’t discipline such people, or move them close to supervisors so their comments can be heard, assign someone to document their activities. Abuse on paper comes alive and makes what is happening obvious, even to them, which may change the behavior. They’re probably in denial of their crudity and frustration.
The yes person. If you find a yes person, stop your investigation and look to the person above them. This person is a manager who is afraid of doing his or her job. Remove the yes person to another department, and give the manager help in getting organized or less “too busy” so they can gain some confidence through success.
Process like a litany. Bad office environments are always disorganized and people are too exhausted to start the infrastructure changes they need to move ahead. When people require the process, like “first we do a feasibility study, then a department meeting, then a conference call, and finally a needs document” without questioning the validity of the task, you have employees acting by rote. Give them all a four-day weekend and get with the highest manager you can find to make a list of tasks that do return value. You’ll jump start a return to thinking about the reason the business actually exists.
Too busy. If I had a buck for every time I’ve heard the “I’d do that, but I don’t have the bandwidth” excuse, I’d be more than rich. It’s an excuse. Disorganization leads to “too busy” which leads to paralysis. Make two lists: tasks that must be done now, and tasks necessary to make infrastructure more reliable for the future. Then, cut that list off at a reasonable point for the first week or month or quarter, and send the person off with their new priorities. It will get them out of their cycle, and they’ll find that most of what they spent their time on was not immediately necessary, while things they ignored were, resulting in them spending time firefighting when productivity was needed.
Personality-based organized. Jim always codes the memory manager, and Sylvia is the one who does marketing integration. While we need roles, a confusion can arise, especially in small businesses, where the role becomes the person. This means that when that person leaves, everything falls apart. Find out what each person is good at doing and redistribute tasks so each person has their own area, but they don’t overlap and produce these custom, non-transferrable roles. The added benefit: your workers will suddenly perceive more areas they can influence to success, and will rise to the occasion, instead of pigeonholing as they had been.
I can’t claim this list is scientific, but I’ve been into and out of more than a few offices in the past, and have learned from what I’ve seen. While these concepts are easy, putting them into practice, like getting the family out the door for a Saturday outing in under a half hour, is a grapple. The only redeemable fact is that having a disorganized office, while less work, is more frustrating and depletes employees of what excitement and forward drive they retain.
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Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008
From the “What Publishing Needs to Know” files:
I read the cover story of Time that week, “The Clean Energy Myth.” The piece was a winner – a conceptual scoop, an important and timely topic, and – this was the really surprising part – a true argument, an attempt to make a point. It was so refreshing, and so different than the warmed over “on the one hand, on the other hand” pap I was used to from most newsmagazines. This article was great journalism, and it had a serious point of view.
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But in any case, it struck me that Time was starting to realize what conversational media properties already knew inherently – you can’t survive on distribution alone. You need Voice and Point of View.
I noticed another thing about Time recently: The magazine now writes a leader opinion piece, often strongly worded, to kick off the entire magazine. I love this idea, we did it at The Standard. It says “This publication stands for something. We’re leaders, arbiters of analysis.” ^
The illusion that journalists can be objective has already fallen. You can try as hard as possible to be objective, but you’re limited to what you see. You’re also limited by the market forces that limit you. You’re also limited by your intelligence, time on task, mobility and even eyesight. So the idea of a “100% objective” article is not sound, but so is the idea of objectivity in anything. That requires a God-perspective that can only be found after entering cheat codes in video games.
Now that we’ve done away with that illusion, we have another: that good journalism mimics objectivity by taking down the points of view of the parties involved, repeating them, and adding a sappy ending so we can “feel the pathos” of the situation. It’s called dueling press releases in practice, because in the three hours allotted for an article in our very competitive media, there’s time to call a few people, type in a few quotes, and then send it out the door.
Dueling press releases has gotten old, as has its corresponding gesture in literature, which is the “profile” story or book that tries to show us the point of view of a character far different from our own. From this we get the real weirdness and sappiness that has afflicted the book industry for the past decade: divorced mothers saving baby basilisks from that evil corporation building a new highway, urchins who live to hack for a free Tibet, drug addicts who have secretly discovered mathematical truths to the universe, and so on. When you step back from it, it’s like a bad Saturday Night Live skit about how writers are morons.
What this has done is make literature and journalism almost totally irrelevant to the lives of the average person.
The Novelists Guild of America strike, now entering its fourth month, has had no impact on the nation at all, sources reported Tuesday.
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While the strike has been joined by an estimated 250,000 novelists—225,000 of whom have reportedly stopped in the middle of their first novel—it has done no damage to any measurable sector of the economy, including bookstore chains, newspapers, magazines, all major media, overseas markets, independent film studios, major film studios, actors, editors, animators, carpenters, those in finance or banking, the day-to-day lives of average Americans, or anything else anyone can think of as of press time. ^
It’s amateur hour out there, folks. The publishing industry did not know how to react to the onslaught of the internet any more than the record industry did. They opened up the floodgates and tried to inundate us in “exciting” but not adventurous books, books that had no voice or point of view. They’ve bored us into tears and we want something more.
It’s that something more that literature has always been about.
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